Simone Giertz
Simone Giertz
Simone Giertz

Maker/robotics enthusiast/non-engineer. Have become somewhat of an expert in shitty robots.
Swedish but sound American just to confuse you.
Want to send me something? All poop-free packages go here:
3183 Wilshire Blvd Ste 196L
Los Angeles CA 90010
United States

I have a brain tumor.
5:24
My Favorite Tools
4:58
Applause Machine VLOG
2:51
Chopping Machine VLOG
4:03
Wake-up Machine FAIL
1:21
Breakfast Machine VLOG
2:51
The Breakfast Machine
0:30
The Toothbrush Machine
0:08
Hej från Amerika
1:20
Comments
  1. Tia Schaeffer

    Tia Schaeffer15 hours ago

    A unique piece like this is worth some serious money. Use resin next time though.

  2. bartofilms

    bartofilms16 hours ago

    Just love this. I rewatch it to see Cmdr Scraps hit the photo/treat switch.

  3. microatx

    microatx16 hours ago

    The video title should have been: What I do to convince myself that I brushed my teeth on days when I don't brush my teeth

  4. turtle farm

    turtle farm17 hours ago

    I know this is a year later but i just found this video and I would like to say don't look at the survival rate or anything like that just stay positive and live life how ever little or much you have left. I have VHL and was diagnosed with stage 4 pancreatic cancer that was 3 years ago lol Google the survival rate and you will see it's 0%.

  5. Nalyd H-Tron

    Nalyd H-Tron17 hours ago

    LOVED

  6. king alastor

    king alastor17 hours ago

    I smiled then I was like no fair

  7. Jonny Boy

    Jonny Boy17 hours ago

    I bet Servo City is kicking themselves in the ass rn for not sponsoring you considering how famous you've become. Lol.

  8. Alexander Cook

    Alexander Cook17 hours ago

    If I did that I would do a back flip

  9. Bob Loblaw

    Bob Loblaw18 hours ago

    So much talking... Stopped watching.... NOT sub.

  10. Violet Studios

    Violet Studios19 hours ago

    Her birthday is in four days on November first! Everyone make sure to wish her a happy birthday. We are so glad you are here Simone. You are awesome, and the best badass builder girl there every was.

  11. Violet Studios

    Violet Studios19 hours ago

    I’m begging you. Get Brian an eviction notice.

  12. Violet Studios

    Violet Studios19 hours ago

    On the plus side, if you lose vision in one eye, even a little bit you can wear a monocle

  13. Violet Studios

    Violet Studios19 hours ago

    I think you have enough love and humor, and a down to earth attitude to singlehandedly make everyone who even has slight contact with you feel happy. You are a seriously awesome person

  14. Doods Raven Lolo

    Doods Raven Lolo19 hours ago

    In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. Genesis 1:1 8. He that loveth not knoweth not God; for God is love. 9. In this was manifested the love of God toward us, because that God sent his only begotten Son into the world, that we might live through him. 10. Herein is love, not that we loved God, but that he loved us, and sent his Son to be the propitiation for our sins. 16. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. 17. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. John 3:16-17 11. Beloved, if God so loved us, we ought also to love one another. 1 John 4:8-11 1. In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. 2. The same was in the beginning with God. 3. All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made. 4. In him was life; and the life was the light of men. 5. And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not. John 1:1-5 29. And Jesus answered him, The first of all the commandments is, Hear, O Israel; The Lord our God is one Lord: 30. And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind, and with all thy strength: this is the first commandment. 31. And the second is like, namely this, Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself. There is none other commandment greater than these. Mark 12:29-31 3. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. 4. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: 5. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; 6. And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments. 7. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain; for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. 8. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. 9. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work: 10. But the seventh day is the sabbath of the LORD thy God: in it thou shalt not do any work, thou, nor thy son, nor thy daughter, thy manservant, nor thy maidservant, nor thy cattle, nor thy stranger that is within thy gates: 11. For in six days the LORD made heaven and earth, the sea, and all that in them is, and rested the seventh day: wherefore the LORD blessed the sabbath day, and hallowed it. 12. Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee. 13. Thou shalt not kill. 14. Thou shalt not commit adultery. 15. Thou shalt not steal. 16. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. 17. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's. Exodus 20:3-17 37. Nay, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him that loved us. 38. For I am persuaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, 39. Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord. Romans 8:37-39 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. Romans 6:23 Deuteronomy 14:1-29 (KJV) 1. Ye are the children of the LORD your God: ye shall not cut yourselves, nor make any baldness between your eyes for the dead. 2. For thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God, and the LORD hath chosen thee to be a peculiar people unto himself, above all the nations that are upon the earth. 3. Thou shalt not eat any abominable thing. 4. These are the beasts which ye shall eat: the ox, the sheep, and the goat, 5. The hart, and the roebuck, and the fallow deer, and the wild goat, and the pygarg, and the wild ox, and the chamois. 6. And every beast that parteth the hoof, and cleaveth the cleft into two claws, and cheweth the cud among the beasts, that ye shall eat. 7. Nevertheless these ye shall not eat of them that chew the cud, or of them that divide the cloven hoof; as the camel, and the hare, and the coney: for they chew the cud, but divide not the hoof; therefore they are unclean unto you. 8. And the swine, because it divideth the hoof, yet cheweth not the cud, it is unclean unto you: ye shall not eat of their flesh, nor touch their dead carcase. 9. These ye shall eat of all that are in the waters: all that have fins and scales shall ye eat: 10. And whatsoever hath not fins and scales ye may not eat; it is unclean unto you. 11. Of all clean birds ye shall eat. 12. But these are they of which ye shall not eat: the eagle, and the ossifrage, and the ospray, 13. And the glede, and the kite, and the vulture after his kind, 14. And every raven after his kind, 15. And the owl, and the night hawk, and the cuckow, and the hawk after his kind, 16. The little owl, and the great owl, and the swan, 17. And the pelican, and the gier eagle, and the cormorant, 18. And the stork, and the heron after her kind, and the lapwing, and the bat. 19. And every creeping thing that flieth is unclean unto you: they shall not be eaten. 20. But of all clean fowls ye may eat. 21. Ye shall not eat of any thing that dieth of itself: thou shalt give it unto the stranger that is in thy gates, that he may eat it; or thou mayest sell it unto an alien: for thou art an holy people unto the LORD thy God. Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother's milk. 22. Thou shalt truly tithe all the increase of thy seed, that the field bringeth forth year by year. 23. And thou shalt eat before the LORD thy God, in the place which he shall choose to place his name there, the tithe of thy corn, of thy wine, and of thine oil, and the firstlings of thy herds and of thy flocks; that thou mayest learn to fear the LORD thy God always. 24. And if the way be too long for thee, so that thou art not able to carry it; or if the place be too far from thee, which the LORD thy God shall choose to set his name there, when the LORD thy God hath blessed thee: 25. Then shalt thou turn it into money, and bind up the money in thine hand, and shalt go unto the place which the LORD thy God shall choose: 26. And thou shalt bestow that money for whatsoever thy soul lusteth after, for oxen, or for sheep, or for wine, or for strong drink, or for whatsoever thy soul desireth: and thou shalt eat there before the LORD thy God, and thou shalt rejoice, thou, and thine household, 27. And the Levite that is within thy gates; thou shalt not forsake him; for he hath no part nor inheritance with thee. 28. At the end of three years thou shalt bring forth all the tithe of thine increase the same year, and shalt lay it up within thy gates: 29. And the Levite, (because he hath no part nor inheritance with thee,) and the stranger, and the fatherless, and the widow, which are within thy gates, shall come, and shall eat and be satisfied; that the LORD thy God may bless thee in all the work of thine hand which thou doest.

  15. Iandou Schnucks

    Iandou Schnucks19 hours ago

    Are you sure this is not Jenna marbles?

  16. ActiveKoala

    ActiveKoala21 hour ago

    The positivity just fills your heart with the needed warmth in this strange rollercoaster of a year. Thank you 🎈

  17. Romibo B.

    Romibo B.21 hour ago

    Most Engineers learn exactly the same way you do, by trial and error. Experience is the only thing that reduces the time it takes and mistakes that are made. The only skill that Engineers offer is perhaps optimization. Even that comes from multiple years of learning. You are more creative than most of the Engineers I know. That skill is probably the most coveted of all. Keep up what you are doing. You're doing great!

  18. the master gambiarra official

    the master gambiarra official21 hour ago

    I always beat my tooth in my mouth sometimes making music

  19. Unicornette Love

    Unicornette Love22 hours ago

    Ever since the OK go music video I’ve wanted to do this

  20. James Fox

    James Fox22 hours ago

    Poor quality content

  21. MagicallyLazy

    MagicallyLazy22 hours ago

    Omg I would 100% back this as a kickstarter project, I need the validation

  22. CHICKEN WING

    CHICKEN WING23 hours ago

    Lucky..

  23. Hdscitmtdn

    Hdscitmtdn23 hours ago

    Congratulations you made a fucking button so smart

  24. Jorgen Johnson

    Jorgen Johnson23 hours ago

    or 4 days early depending on how you count the days between now and 1st

  25. Jorgen Johnson

    Jorgen Johnson23 hours ago

    Happy birthday three days early!!

  26. Beckett Evans

    Beckett Evans23 hours ago

    definitely turn into sedan

  27. evanism

    evanism23 hours ago

    whats the music at 4:50 plss

  28. Bilbo Fappins

    Bilbo Fappins23 hours ago

    Some unoriginal twat ripped this video off :(

  29. Justin Kringstad

    Justin KringstadDay ago

    was that the tesla she took the scissors out of

  30. I like leaves

    I like leavesDay ago

    I reallyyyyyy wanna do dat !

  31. aflying cat

    aflying catDay ago

    love it <3 and yes, your dog is super cute!

  32. thatsepicification

    thatsepicificationDay ago

    Scraps must eat her weight in treats every day.

  33. Darrin Lauscher

    Darrin LauscherDay ago

    Do you get paid to make your videos ??cause you should

  34. Olivier Lopez Ch

    Olivier Lopez ChDay ago

    5:50 Hey, that's cheating

  35. Olivier Lopez Ch

    Olivier Lopez ChDay ago

    4:00 Photokeratitis

  36. NDL newbie

    NDL newbieDay ago

    does anyone else think this would be a robot wallace and gromit would make?

  37. Nick Gr

    Nick GrDay ago

    Yo where can I go to do this?!

  38. megamanxu

    megamanxuDay ago

    Linus approved attire

  39. murderdogg

    murderdoggDay ago

    It turned out great.

  40. OLBastholm

    OLBastholmDay ago

    This is objectively the best video. Also, I really want to buy some LEGO Mindstorm now 😕

  41. Joseph Langbeen

    Joseph LangbeenDay ago

    You should contact Jay Leno. He is an automotive enthusiast and would probably be interested in seeing it.

  42. MOTTOTROOPER

    MOTTOTROOPERDay ago

    It’s a UTE!

  43. Dis shiba Tho-

    Dis shiba Tho-Day ago

    I love how she’s so hilarious and positive 😂

  44. Super Girl

    Super GirlDay ago

    Some times, I feel like this is fake.

  45. John Anton

    John AntonDay ago

    Just subscribed! Love this idea, love the finished project. This is awesome.

  46. Taylor Neilson

    Taylor NeilsonDay ago

    My fav part was the dading and then pose 😂

  47. Taylor Neilson

    Taylor NeilsonDay ago

    Is this indie USlikes?

  48. Hastendesa

    HastendesaDay ago

    Build a "suit" with fans so u dunt have to do that 3:52

  49. Daniel Chapman

    Daniel ChapmanDay ago

    I'm joining

  50. ranbow boi

    ranbow boiDay ago

    #spacewomb

  51. emily jay

    emily jayDay ago

    Charles Trippy just finished his radiation and took his mask home with him, so many people in the comments mentioned this video, im glad they did this is so cool.

  52. Jannell Meagher

    Jannell MeagherDay ago

    I just found this video! You are amazing! Instagram needs your pup!

  53. hunter

    hunterDay ago

    looks like scraps took the price a little too seriously 😳

  54. Sibu's Physics classes

    Sibu's Physics classesDay ago

    What's the update

  55. regenschein71

    regenschein71Day ago

    It’s called Burniture. 👍

  56. Tom CZ/LP

    Tom CZ/LPDay ago

    *Simone was the impostor* 1:22

  57. Katelyn Dillo

    Katelyn DilloDay ago

    She’s like a girl version of mark rober

  58. Luna *royal purple*

    Luna *royal purple*Day ago

    Its a ute

  59. gridsleep

    gridsleepDay ago

    I think it helps to remember that nothing will hesitate or think very long about eating you after you are dead. Either worms or raccoons or plant roots will get your material some day. Only humans CHOOSE to be herbivorous and it's silly.

  60. Frans van 't Hek

    Frans van 't HekDay ago

    You kept triggering my google home lol

  61. gridsleep

    gridsleepDay ago

    What happens if the robot says it does not want to be hunted? #MECHRIGHTS

  62. Henrik Pettersson

    Henrik PetterssonDay ago

    Haha, this looks like so much fun

  63. Connor Barkington

    Connor BarkingtonDay ago

    This is wild, and you're very charming. Good combo.

  64. Topher TheTenth

    Topher TheTenthDay ago

    This is so much more convenient than just propping the roll of toilet-paper on your chest and using with your hands as needed.

  65. Topher TheTenth

    Topher TheTenthDay ago

    I don't know what the phrase "balls drop" actually refers to. The medical terminology for an infant boy's scrotum is that it will "DESCEND" (not "drop") before the boy is born. Everything gets larger during puberty, yes, but nothing "drops". I mean, if something is bigger and it hangs then its lower end is further away from its anchored upper end than before it got bigger, but that's not "dropping". That's just "enlarging". Also, nothing drops during arousal, although something else rises, UNLESS it's because the greater proximity to nearby blood (which is warm) is a temperature-increase that causes droppage. The only CORRECT understanding, as far as I'm concerned (and I own a set, so I believe I know what I'm talking about) is that when a man is working outside in HOT weather his balls will dangle very low and loose but when he is outside in a blizzard his balls will, well, if the weather is cold ENOUGH, it can be like the balls disappear, or have morphed into a patch of quarter-inch-thick roughness like some people have on their elbows. I've known men who give the outside temperature in terms of fruit: the hottest day is "grapefruits" (I've heard "watermelons" but everyone dismisses that as untrue) and then you have peaches, oranges, plums, grapes, cherries, and the most extremely coldest days are describes as "raisins", which is all measuring temperature in terms of the size of testicles after being outside for 30 minutes.

  66. Topher TheTenth

    Topher TheTenthDay ago

    That time that I accidentally put "Select All, Delete, Save, Close, Exit MS-Word" into one of my Macros, I came here afterwards and watched this video and I felt much better about myself.

  67. Topher TheTenth

    Topher TheTenthDay ago

    At 2:17 I finally learn the solution to the most famous Zen Buddhist koan. "Master, it sounds like a squeaky machine that needs oiling or turning off."

  68. Topher TheTenth

    Topher TheTenthDay ago

    Simone needs to learn how to use the correct technical names for things (in English) with greater precision. At 1:12 she doesn't know that that's a "thingamajig". (Unless it's a "gizzmo". I can't see it unless the camera zooms in.)

  69. Joanah Hulleza

    Joanah HullezaDay ago

    How theres An Autopilot

  70. mano sanciai

    mano sanciaiDay ago

    So this is how it feels to be ejected in among us

  71. Nes Cifu

    Nes CifuDay ago

    Grinding, welding without body protection? Not so smart.

  72. Jason Brower

    Jason BrowerDay ago

    I love the chortles. :D

  73. Alison Gamez

    Alison GamezDay ago

    Why am i watching this is 2020

  74. Chris L

    Chris LDay ago

    That scar looks sick.

  75. Vivid_Sh4de

    Vivid_Sh4deDay ago

    You couldn’t wait a couple years?

  76. Jazmin Z.

    Jazmin Z.Day ago

    even thought this is two years ago i still cried along

  77. Skeeter Yeeter

    Skeeter YeeterDay ago

    #shamshuttle simone

  78. Karl Porter

    Karl PorterDay ago

    You thought the current political climate of 2018 was heavy...

  79. Tangerine Travels

    Tangerine TravelsDay ago

    Simone Giertz, tackling the planet's most important problems.

  80. Boston Guy

    Boston GuyDay ago

    Try being a real scientist. You are a joke.