Cards Against Humanity PHAN EDITION!

We play an offensive card game ..created by Dan and Phil viewers?? What could go wrong!
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  1. ye, it's me, bitch

    ye, it's me, bitch3 hours ago

    Liam be looking mad, but he was probably singing Little Things-

  2. Stephen Wilkinson

    Stephen Wilkinson6 hours ago

    I know now you can trim a shroom 🍄

  3. Laynee G.

    Laynee G.7 hours ago

    this video made me so emotional bc just them being together and when they would talk about tatinof 😭😭 i just about cried,, i met them back in 2016 and this just made all those memories come back to me

  4. nieooj gotoy

    nieooj gotoy7 hours ago

    something about phil holding a wineglass with coke and pineapple in it, saying "we're in the dark timeline now" is killing me inside xD

  5. gay4chuu

    gay4chuu7 hours ago

    yeah phil is a loonarmy

  6. Kady Leigh

    Kady Leigh7 hours ago

    Ive missed this

  7. Toni Moore

    Toni Moore8 hours ago

    Can you build your new place in the sims and hve dab and Evan move there?

  8. Crabby

    Crabby9 hours ago

    They are legit so done with all of us. No cap.

  9. nieooj gotoy

    nieooj gotoy7 hours ago

    this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

  10. Lisa-Marie Gebhart

    Lisa-Marie Gebhart9 hours ago

    Germany forgives you

  11. artcutie1995

    artcutie199511 hours ago

    Me as a teenager: aware of these two, but never actually watching their videos Me as an adult: questioning why I hadn’t ever watched one of their videos

  12. Grandpa Lis

    Grandpa Lis13 hours ago

    i need more dan and phil videos i miss these bants, please do a part 2 to this game!

  13. limefruit

    limefruit14 hours ago

    8:50 oh shit. I forgot they know about that horror of a fanfic.

  14. Natalia Gasson

    Natalia Gasson14 hours ago

    Pls tell Dan he looks like a fever dream in that flannel amen & hallelujah

  15. esme

    esme16 hours ago

    god i missed them

  16. Lotem Thacker

    Lotem Thacker16 hours ago


  17. Karime Mtz.

    Karime Mtz.18 hours ago

    Very cute sloth :)

  18. Totty the Twink

    Totty the Twink19 hours ago

    I've been subscribed but I still didn't get this video until now

  19. kitty

    kitty23 hours ago

    i miss dan and phil together so much this made me so happy

  20. Madeline Greenwood

    Madeline Greenwood23 hours ago

    Well, it took us a while, but we finally managed to get this video over 1 million views! Good work, team ^.^

  21. Radelaid

    RadelaidDay ago

    the views are 999,000 for me and that’s kinda cool

  22. Themagicalmiss

    ThemagicalmissDay ago

    Phil tweeting only Phans reminds me of the time I threw the group chat into chaos by sending a tiktok about what Mario kart character you play and whether that makes you a top or a bottom. I got bowser and it said top, so I said “guess I’m a top” then a friend replied “no , no you’re not” and I responded with “fuck around and find out” then chaos ensued

  23. analyce

    analyceDay ago

    this is so crazy, just two years ago we were all like “oMg tHeY aRe sO tOgEtHeR” and now they are

  24. phil's dead houseplants

    phil's dead houseplantsDay ago

    they put up with so much shit from us omg

  25. Layne Brock

    Layne BrockDay ago

    Omg I forgot about the sexy end screen dance and now I have so much serotonin

  26. diahri

    diahriDay ago

    How I miss hearing dan's laugh

  27. Aimee BLM

    Aimee BLMDay ago

    That sloths gonna see somethings if you give it away...

  28. Em Ison

    Em IsonDay ago


  29. asioe kiou

    asioe kiouDay ago

    unfollowed him.

  30. epiphany

    epiphanyDay ago


  31. Smol Beans

    Smol BeansDay ago

    I MISSED THE BANTS SO MUCH! phil, honestly you and Dan could be doing anything and i’d think it was hilarious

  32. milkymalk

    milkymalkDay ago

    I was not expecting a throwback to the ancient sexy endscreen dance but I’m happy about it

  33. Zaphara Shion

    Zaphara ShionDay ago

    The amount of happiness that this video game me was too much.

  34. asioe kiou

    asioe kiouDay ago

    was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭

  35. Xime Lozada

    Xime LozadaDay ago


  36. Dayana Ricardo

    Dayana RicardoDay ago

    Sorry AM not speak English but i love your's videos ,

  37. Rosemary

    RosemaryDay ago

    Man, I fucking missed this

  38. abi melendez

    abi melendezDay ago

    i remember being 11-12 and dan and phil was everything to me. now im 17, almost 18, about to graduate highschool and im still sitting here smiling. i can pretend like i've grown up and i'm not apart of the phandom, but these 19 minutes have been the best 19 minutes since middle school

  39. Julieta A.

    Julieta A.Day ago

    we want this. we need this

  40. Gigi

    GigiDay ago


  41. Kara Solis

    Kara SolisDay ago

    Fun fact, I have seen someone put cheese spray in a soda stream and drink it on tiktok

  42. ANTØ Alvarez

    ANTØ AlvarezDay ago

    aaaaaaaaaaaaaa amo esto lo necesitaba con toda la alma gracias dan y phil

  43. curposio

    curposioDay ago

    The fact that I spent my middle school years absolutely obsessed with dan and Phil, and I can still hop on a video every so often and laugh makes me very happy

  44. Julia Hallenbeck

    Julia HallenbeckDay ago

    Pepsi- in a Coca Cola glass? I don't give a damn.

  45. SH x Holistic

    SH x HolisticDay ago

    a definite blast from the past

  46. Angie’s ChaosCorner

    Angie’s ChaosCornerDay ago

    this is a present likeee aaaah

  47. cristina torrealba fredes

    cristina torrealba fredesDay ago

    i havent laughed liked this in a really long time, thanks guys

  48. Poppy Hazeldine

    Poppy HazeldineDay ago


  49. Ella Elliott

    Ella ElliottDay ago

    Red pixels but it legit looks like blood

  50. Pagan

    Pagan2 days ago

    was that the super amazing project sound effect 😭😭😭

  51. Rachel From Staples

    Rachel From Staples2 days ago

    Idk about u but Hentai and violent crafting sounds like a fun time 😂

  52. Blaze The Biz

    Blaze The Biz2 days ago

    PINOF 11

  53. Ella Elliott

    Ella ElliottDay ago

    I’m just gonna tell myself this is it

  54. Dear Fawn

    Dear Fawn2 days ago

    In answer to Dans question "Does anybody want this" I would like to answer yes. The whole world wants this.

  55. ela ulaga

    ela ulaga2 days ago

    Watching this again after a long and exhausting day at work waiting in the longest line in the world to get tested for corona. I want to go back to the day when i discovered Dan and Phil, life was soo simple back than...

  56. Lola Fendetti

    Lola Fendetti2 days ago

    I missed Dan's laugh so much :)

  57. Eve Smith

    Eve Smith2 days ago

    We need the video of you giving each other hair cuts

  58. Nube rosa

    Nube rosa2 days ago


  59. KingEhrys98

    KingEhrys982 days ago

    My uncles are back.

  60. Lan Dewell

    Lan Dewell2 days ago


  61. 闇風- YamiKaze

    闇風- YamiKaze2 days ago

    This unlocked my memory of the sexy end screen dance

  62. sea bass

    sea bass2 days ago

    Dan and Phil are like the gay British versions of Rhett and Link

  63. Cheyanne Cortez

    Cheyanne Cortez2 days ago

    Can we have a Dan&Phil Crafts for the tree with moss and rock thing?

  64. Q

    Q2 days ago

    My philosophy teacher used a picture of Dan lying on the floor as an example of an existential crisis.

  65. giulia

    giulia2 days ago

    "the coke is hitting" i missed u danny boy!! ♡ glad u seem okay

  66. Dan Hurt

    Dan Hurt2 days ago

    I wanna win *~cube~*

  67. Thalia Arias

    Thalia Arias2 days ago

    I missed u guys together!!! so exited!!!

  68. Kathy Johnson

    Kathy Johnson2 days ago

    "You got 5 or 6 BUDDY?!?"

  69. Kay Austin

    Kay Austin2 days ago

    I feel like a high schooler again watching this and it's wonderful

  70. seeni gzty

    seeni gzty2 days ago

    “hamster in a hat” dear fucking god phil what have you done

  71. rj peaches

    rj peaches2 days ago

    tbf, there’s a lot more leeway when cutting curly/wavy hair (in my experience) bc most mistakes can be blended in with the ✨luscious curls✨

  72. Mia Childers

    Mia Childers2 days ago

    I want to see them play those mobile games you get those shitty ads for

  73. Danielle

    Danielle2 days ago

    dan and phil started my addiction to BL

  74. Trey Atkins

    Trey Atkins2 days ago

    I think my favorite part about this dynamic is that you don't see it often: Two (adorable) gay guys who have decided to move into a house together, but their friendship is still platonic and nothing more. It's just such a wholesome dynamic undermined by Dan's not-so-wholesome demeanor.

  75. Trey Atkins

    Trey Atkins18 hours ago

    @Kiara Rose idk. It just seems platonic either way

  76. Kiara Rose

    Kiara Rose18 hours ago

    Don’t we not know for sure if their platonic? I thought it was confirmed nor denied..

  77. Trey Atkins

    Trey AtkinsDay ago

    @seeni gzty that too

  78. seeni gzty

    seeni gzty2 days ago

    3:20 how about: Cardbuds

  79. Trey Atkins

    Trey Atkins2 days ago

    "A hamster in a hat" NO, I thought we all agreed to leave the milkfic behind us.

  80. Trey Atkins

    Trey AtkinsDay ago

    @Ella Elliott yep. That's the whole point of the comment.

  81. Ella Elliott

    Ella ElliottDay ago

    That’s the hamster fic they’re talking about

  82. JT

    JT2 days ago

    I have missed Dan so freaking much. It's so good to see them together again 🥺

  83. Trey Atkins

    Trey Atkins2 days ago

    Phil somehow made Dan even more adorable and Dan somehow made Phil even more adorable.

  84. amé astral

    amé astral2 days ago

    gracias dan and phil por hacer que de mis 14-16 mi adolescencia fuese menos dolorosa

  85. Commit Kitty

    Commit Kitty2 days ago

    "We're here we're queer and the rest of it " 😂

  86. larhonda41

    larhonda412 days ago

    You guys are hilarious. The world definitely needs your content.

  87. liten fråga

    liten fråga2 days ago

    Okay you compLETELY got me when you were counting in German haha lovvve the video btw

  88. JustNate

    JustNate2 days ago

    The Phanfics are writing themselves at this point

  89. just another capricorn

    just another capricorn2 days ago

    the way my soul left my body when phil pulled the "hamster in a hat" card

  90. Lovely Tanya

    Lovely Tanya2 days ago

    This is my comfort, thank you

  91. Little Loser

    Little Loser3 days ago

    i've never clicked a video so fast

  92. marin carey

    marin carey3 days ago

    so much................ c r e a t i v i t y

  93. Frr

    Frr3 days ago

    My brain literally everytime they're about to say stereo: s t e r o i d s

  94. JL B

    JL B3 days ago

    3:20 how about: Cardbuds

  95. Nicole Bookish

    Nicole Bookish3 days ago

    Ahhhhhh Dan! So happy to see you both 🤗

  96. Anastacia Pedersen

    Anastacia Pedersen3 days ago

    is this 2014? i'm literally screaming. My sense of reality is gone.

  97. ella curtis

    ella curtis3 days ago

    4:34 this is hilarious

  98. Minnie internationalpopksensationsunshinerainbow

    Minnie internationalpopksensationsunshinerainbow3 days ago

    Not to be shallow or anything but Dan still hot in 2021

  99. KashmirKreations :P

    KashmirKreations :P3 days ago

    “This is for you sugar freak” gonna start saying that unironically

  100. TheCandyLover14

    TheCandyLover143 days ago

    My CHILDHOOD??? In 2021?? I'm so glad I'm alive

  101. Int4 wizard

    Int4 wizard3 days ago

    The nostalgia is through the roof

  102. underscorellie

    underscorellie3 days ago

    they saw when the world needed them and gave us life

  103. Crytal Lynn

    Crytal Lynn3 days ago

    yes this is the content we want

  104. Breeane Lee

    Breeane Lee3 days ago

    this video brought me an Incredible Amount of Joy

  105. Ben Carpenter

    Ben Carpenter3 days ago

    Ahhh I missed Dans laugh 😊♥️

  106. Emmett Kasey

    Emmett Kasey3 days ago

    i’m sorry but you crafted something without filming a dan and phil crafts? disgraceful

  107. rene dawn

    rene dawn3 days ago

    I missed this so muchhh

  108. KatherineDunn

    KatherineDunn3 days ago

    "This is for you, sugar freak"

  109. Beth Forde

    Beth Forde3 days ago

    my goodnesss i’m getting such a throwback to rushing to see Dan’s streams on YouNow on Tuesdays and reserving my Sundays for the radio show. it’s been too long since i’ve watched these two 🥺 nostalgia is assaulting me

  110. Lauren Thomas

    Lauren Thomas3 days ago

    i forgot how much i loved these videos

  111. Kayleigh Farragut

    Kayleigh Farragut3 days ago

    dan clearly hasn’t seen the “will it sodastream” people on tiktok