This Early 2000's Dating Show Is Pure Insanity

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I recently stumbled upon an old dating show from the early 2000's called "Chains of Love" and I knew I had to make a video about it. Enjoy!
thanks for watching!
comment "quit being such a steph" if ur reading this!



  1. rivera rose

    rivera rose16 minutes ago

    Merry Kurtsmas

  2. Steve Cheney

    Steve Cheney24 minutes ago

    This show explains a lot about how PUAs got so much traction.

  3. M.

    M.3 hours ago

    the sims music lol

  4. ChermahSeephran

    ChermahSeephran3 hours ago

    I forget you're Canadian, then you say, "On the piss"

  5. Angela Benitez

    Angela Benitez3 hours ago

    shout out to the '94 babies! :)

  6. Erwin Rolls

    Erwin Rolls4 hours ago

    Straight people are why

  7. Salem Xander

    Salem Xander6 hours ago

    But have you seen the dating show “Naked Attraction” ? 😂

  8. Kellie Heitman

    Kellie Heitman6 hours ago

    Calling me out for how I played seven up was stone cold man

  9. Melanie Lennon

    Melanie Lennon7 hours ago

    17:24 is that- the Oshawa mall sjfjskakla

  10. Melanie Lennon

    Melanie Lennon7 hours ago

    Omg it is the Oshawa Centre stop that’s so funny

  11. Eric Coffey

    Eric Coffey8 hours ago

    Holy shit, that reveal at the end! I had no idea it was Kurtis, I really thought it was the locksmith until he took off the glasses

  12. MyLyfeThruTheLens

    MyLyfeThruTheLens8 hours ago

    Alan is the WORST dude and Stephanie is an idiot and super shallow 😬

  13. Isabella Genova

    Isabella Genova9 hours ago

    20:40 does kurtis watch goodtimeswithscar?

  14. MyLyfeThruTheLens

    MyLyfeThruTheLens9 hours ago

    Parental control was the funniest show omg 😂

  15. Arrington

    Arrington10 hours ago

    I was hoping she would pick the locksmith- he's kinda a cutie \

  16. Ramon Batista

    Ramon Batista11 hours ago

    If my ears do not deceive me, I believe I heard Mall Rat from the Sims Original Video Game Soundtrack at 3:21. All I have to say to that is... nice 😎

  17. Aurora Ness

    Aurora Ness11 hours ago

    Christmas? More like kurtmas!!!!! Dad jokes are the best!!!

  18. 2theMax86

    2theMax8612 hours ago

    Another review would be cool, but I'd love to see Kurtis talk with The Locksmith or Jason! Like JonTron's video where he talked to someone from Kid Nation years after it ended.

  19. aslindehecate

    aslindehecate12 hours ago

    No but srsly, why would he give her the six pack?? 😔

  20. Callmepoptart

    Callmepoptart12 hours ago

    M U S T A C H E

  21. hayden kyla

    hayden kyla12 hours ago

    “Louis is my dad I am his tomlinSON” “ I want Zayn to MaLICK my butt”

  22. Something Else

    Something Else13 hours ago

    Rip Kurtis's search history "Guys making out"

  23. Emilija Juškevičiūtė

    Emilija Juškevičiūtė13 hours ago


  24. Charlie G

    Charlie G14 hours ago

    Khristmas? Or is it Kristmas? I dunno, but it sounds fun so I'm in!



    0:20 kurtis eye acting up

  26. Dragonball What If Bro

    Dragonball What If Bro16 hours ago

    guess im a steph then, cos i be like :| at every fart joke, but thats one aspect of jokes, and its a good thing you are way funnier than just fart jokes.

  27. Technicolorpachyderms420

    Technicolorpachyderms42016 hours ago

    How do they go pee pee

  28. Valentina Magnan

    Valentina Magnan17 hours ago

    the joke about dating shows not being real doesn't make Kurtis' friend less of an asshole

  29. Regan Parenton

    Regan Parenton18 hours ago


  30. Grace Futhey

    Grace Futhey18 hours ago


  31. - emii -

    - emii -21 hour ago


  32. Dragonfly B!tch Bauer

    Dragonfly B!tch BauerDay ago

    Who knows when Alan made that statement bc things are edited to create the narrative they want

  33. Dragonfly B!tch Bauer

    Dragonfly B!tch BauerDay ago

    When I heard Chainz of Love, I was expecting Rock of Love or Flavor of Love type show

  34. JLynnEchelon

    JLynnEchelonDay ago

    I know it was 2001 and fashion was different, but why does Jason look like he's straight out of 1992?

  35. Oh no It’s madeline

    Oh no It’s madelineDay ago


  36. Danica B

    Danica BDay ago

    that tv thiccc

  37. Veronica Klos

    Veronica KlosDay ago


  38. Jonas Guffey

    Jonas GuffeyDay ago

    Rest in Jason

  39. Angela Bazan

    Angela BazanDay ago

    His hands were tied with invisible ropes 😂😂

  40. A J

    A JDay ago


  41. Joann Raj

    Joann RajDay ago

    I watched Room Raiders religiously it was so unhealthy

  42. special kittie

    special kittieDay ago

    Holy crap first time u said rate i heard something else nd got startled

  43. Bianca Wright

    Bianca WrightDay ago

    Thank god a USlikesr has creative merch, not just some MS Word Art on a Hanes sweatshirt for 50 dollars lmao

  44. Mara Blond

    Mara BlondDay ago


  45. tilly h

    tilly hDay ago

    17:20-17:42 felt like a john mulaney bit

  46. Angela

    AngelaDay ago

    Can you PLEASE cover the pick up artist? I just rewatched it and yelled at the tv. Trash or treasure?

  47. Jazmine Makes Art

    Jazmine Makes ArtDay ago

    I straight up forgot about the new backround and was so confused for like 5 mins

  48. 7Mushrooms7

    7Mushrooms7Day ago

    lol in the early 2000s there was a reality of several people chained to each other, I remember that. But that one wasn't a dating show. This is even more ridiculous lol

  49. Ali Alnakkash

    Ali AlnakkashDay ago

    Are the straights ok? Like really are they ok?

  50. Meliha Balta

    Meliha BaltaDay ago


  51. KingPharo

    KingPharoDay ago

    Now I want an airbrush beyblade shirt

  52. Alexandra S

    Alexandra SDay ago

    There was a really short lived MTV show where someone would become a celebrity impersonator to try and win a date with someone? Like some guy had a crush on Shakira and a girl he didn't know would then get a make over to look like her and then lip sing to a song. I'm not sure if it's a really a show or a fever dream I had? It would have been on around the time the show, "I want a famous face" was on MTV too.

  53. Alexandra S

    Alexandra SDay ago

    I just found it, the show was called, "My Own" and they didn't lip sync they just straight up butchered songs.

  54. Alexandra S

    Alexandra SDay ago

    There was a really short lived MTV show where someone would become a celebrity impersonator to try and win a date with someone? Like some guy had a crush on Shakira and a girl he didn't know would then get a make over to look like her and then lip sing to a song. I'm not sure if it's a really a show or a fever dream I had? It would have been on around the time the show, "I want a famous face" was on MTV too.

  55. Sarah C

    Sarah CDay ago

    no ones gonna comment on 20:32

  56. Sonic Belmont

    Sonic BelmontDay ago

    I'm glad Kurtis popped off about Steph picking Allen. Literally the worst choice of the 4. Should've just kicked em all and kept the money.

  57. Ethanagor S-D

    Ethanagor S-DDay ago

    I kept hoping one would accidentally roll off the bed and drag the other 4 people with him

  58. Haley McNamara

    Haley McNamaraDay ago

    What about 'Flavor of Looove" the MTV show about flavor flav who loool instead of calling women by their names just calls them by where theyre from. XD

  59. Zoe

    ZoeDay ago

    i always was peeved by my granddad making the chain and ball jokes about my grandma until i found the massive collection of short story length love letters he writes her every year. turns out hes buffing and after 55 years hes still completely whipped

  60. Dollarama

    DollaramaDay ago

    This is horrible. Where can I watch it? 😅

  61. Dan Ramirez

    Dan RamirezDay ago

    Pete is a simp

  62. Luluxid

    LuluxidDay ago

    I think the locksmith should get a spinoff show where he just ruins relationships, by stealing the girl after forcing the dude to leave.

  63. Alena Stevenson

    Alena StevensonDay ago

    quit being such a steph

  64. Alena Stevenson

    Alena StevensonDay ago

    I saw the flash of “bestie picks bae” 😳😂

  65. 3 piggie boyz

    3 piggie boyzDay ago

    Dammit Kurtis, you're filling my future each sponsor deal you do because they're great. 😭 I'm gonna be eating hello fresh while listening to my audible protected by Expressvpn 😎

  66. Livvy

    LivvyDay ago

    I was thinking about how terrible I would find it to be chained to four guys, until I remembered I´m a lesbian 12 minutes into the video

  67. Brianne Smith

    Brianne SmithDay ago

    I would literally never split $10,000 with anyone I've known for 4 days

  68. Dr. WHO

    Dr. WHODay ago

    Kurits - *Is weirded out at the notion of rating people's looks* Cut and Jubilee - *sweats nervously*

  69. Whitney Jameson

    Whitney JamesonDay ago

    You should do a video over Friday Night Tykes on Netflix. It's only a little different from your country people videos (the jokes are more "Texas" than "country") but I think your commentary would be hilarious

  70. melodiius

    melodiiusDay ago

    me, gay: *you have no power here.*

  71. ItsnotDeliveryitsGiorno

    ItsnotDeliveryitsGiorno2 days ago

    Simple plan was the first CD I ever bought. I thought I was the coolest smh😂

  72. Tessa Davis

    Tessa Davis2 days ago

    Jack deserved better

  73. Patricia Montaño Parreño

    Patricia Montaño Parreño2 days ago

    Imagine if, when they made fun of her for farting, instead of getting super defensive she had just let out the biggest and grossest fart and they would've just had to stay handcuffed to her for another 3 days even if they didn't like her at all. Best prank.

  74. Gracelynwantsmusic

    Gracelynwantsmusic2 days ago

    quit being such a steph

  75. Enrique Tinoco

    Enrique Tinoco2 days ago

    Quit being such a Steph

  76. anthony

    anthony2 days ago

    Kurtis almost scared me with that late "FOLKS"

  77. petroleum jelly

    petroleum jelly2 days ago

    11:37 I’m so proud to say I laughed at that

  78. atuahelpme

    atuahelpme2 days ago

    i’m disappointed you didn’t call it Kurtismas

  79. A Person

    A Person2 days ago

    I just forgot how to breathe

  80. James Bratz

    James Bratz2 days ago

    editing at the end 100%

  81. La'Niyah Barrett

    La'Niyah Barrett2 days ago

    When you were talking about the tv, I related to that. In our living room, we had a tv just like that. We don't have it now though.

  82. Avery DeSalvo

    Avery DeSalvo2 days ago


  83. Sofi Mora

    Sofi Mora2 days ago

    Jason was fine fine tho

  84. Abby Smith

    Abby Smith2 days ago

    plz make a part 2 omg

  85. Yolo1050

    Yolo10502 days ago

    The virgin 4 guys vs the chad Locksmith

  86. Lilah Shoemaker

    Lilah Shoemaker2 days ago

    wait wait wait you mean to tell me... “Bestie Picks Bae” wasnt real?

  87. qopoy dnon

    qopoy dnon2 days ago

    public libraries, without ever leaving your home. AND your local library isn't just another source of income for Jeff Bezos.

  88. Tabitha Cakes

    Tabitha Cakes2 days ago

    Steph: :/ How dare you judge me for my looks when asked Also Steph: Ugh why aren't you muscular enough or have that athletic body compared to the others?

  89. anna needs help

    anna needs help2 days ago

    20:33 THE SHADE

  90. Andre 0stberg

    Andre 0stberg2 days ago


  91. qopoy dnon

    qopoy dnon2 days ago

    God ur fucking funny

  92. SoulGazer Shayn

    SoulGazer Shayn2 days ago

    As a French Canadian, some of these weren't translated, but those that were took a bit of time to translate. So some 2000's TV shows are still airing in French on Canadian TV.

  93. Xander LastName

    Xander LastName2 days ago

    no to be a Steph is to be the girl from No Game No Life

  94. B ZeroThree

    B ZeroThree2 days ago

    ....super fast build mode.... the intro music. Plot twist. Kurtis is Goodtimeswithscar

  95. Husna Ansari

    Husna Ansari2 days ago

    I was hoping you'd say "for someone who hates farts so much, you sure are making it stinky."

  96. Ro

    Ro2 days ago

    cancel kurtis he cheated at sevens up heads up

  97. Brady Fachner

    Brady Fachner2 days ago


  98. Cheesy Noodle

    Cheesy Noodle2 days ago

    it's okay jason steph doesn't deserve you

  99. kendra bear

    kendra bear2 days ago

    How have you not done America’s Next Top Model yet? (Specifically season 20) (;

  100. Sarah Sireci

    Sarah Sireci2 days ago

    0:58 listen to the song 1994 by Alec Benjamin

  101. Meli's Dream

    Meli's Dream2 days ago

    Omg yes

  102. Ophelia Hardy

    Ophelia Hardy2 days ago

    Me, still listening to simple plan 👌

  103. Gummy bear

    Gummy bear2 days ago

    One of those old tvs fell on me when I was younger :/

  104. Elena Joo

    Elena Joo2 days ago

    20:30 ._.