We Need a Dress Code at the Airport - Sebastian Maniscalco

Sebastian Maniscalco complains about people who still pay with checks and talks about the pitfalls of shopping for clothes on clearance.
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  1. Melissa Szarka

    Melissa Szarka7 hours ago

    A slumber party at the airport... people show up as is...

  2. George T.

    George T.11 hours ago

    Guys fucking hilarious. I love that he points out every embarrassing asswipe..

  3. D C'mon

    D C'mon15 hours ago

    The Ross story is Classic & True!😁

  4. illuminating Movements

    illuminating Movements17 hours ago

    Love him

  5. PohTrain

    PohTrainDay ago

    We're brothers right?

  6. James Herriott

    James Herriott2 days ago

    S.M. is my fave !!

  7. Crazy Trucker's Wife

    Crazy Trucker's Wife3 days ago

    Ashy concrete on the back of a man's foot🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

  8. gayle Buoniconti

    gayle Buoniconti3 days ago

    LOL...he's a riot! I love his humor! When you see the world - the world sees you.... is that the best line.

  9. jewelleryaddict

    jewelleryaddict3 days ago

    Roll out bed and at Walmart here!! So funny!

  10. C MayR

    C MayR5 days ago

    Funniest comedian; hands down! Love this guy

  11. Leroy Porter

    Leroy Porter6 days ago

    He throwed off!!!!!

  12. Grace Araujo

    Grace Araujo7 days ago

    Love this guy.Hilarious!!

  13. Alex Burt

    Alex Burt7 days ago

    How did he predict beirut wtf

  14. BJ P

    BJ P7 days ago

    I love Chicago's Italian guys

  15. Viola Torrez

    Viola Torrez7 days ago

    "She's dating a softee"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ˜©πŸ™ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜©πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  16. Ranae Anderson

    Ranae Anderson8 days ago

    He is funny and really cute

  17. Patricia Puchelt

    Patricia Puchelt10 days ago

    I just found this guy through another comedian’s comments lmao! He is awesome

  18. Nikki Campbell

    Nikki Campbell11 days ago


  19. J J

    J J11 days ago

    That was hysterically funny ! Toes so long he looks like he could pick up an orange and just .......🀣

  20. Elizabeth Herrera

    Elizabeth Herrera11 days ago

    You are a breath if fresh air πŸ˜ŠπŸ†

  21. FootPlaysStuff

    FootPlaysStuff12 days ago

    they just roll out of bed *and their at United* LOLOLLROFLMOAOoamorlfflrll

  22. Mother Terezzza

    Mother Terezzza13 days ago

    What the hell is wrong with the people that give this comedic genius a thumbs down???

  23. Pete M

    Pete M14 days ago

    30 seconds in and i am already deadπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  24. Begrüßen Den Kraken

    Begrüßen Den Kraken14 days ago

    Damn this aged like milk withe Beirut explosion oof 1:57

  25. Yo Mama

    Yo Mama14 days ago

    its all about the pants ! this is so so Italian, its funny √ After 234tz8543 years in NVY, still go that European, sorry.....Italia style of waring trousers...just great. Oh btw, I am German πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚+

  26. Ezway Ocho

    Ezway Ocho14 days ago

    You have a βœ‹ on your foot πŸ˜‚

  27. Ezway Ocho

    Ezway Ocho14 days ago

    "John's Market, it's on his apron, on the bags,..." πŸ˜†

  28. Tommy Drennan

    Tommy Drennan16 days ago

    This has never been more True than Now S

  29. Amour Toujours

    Amour Toujours16 days ago

    Facts. I was taught to have your form of payment at the ready. I feel like I am in the Twilight Zone 93% of the time I'm in public.

  30. Myth Detector

    Myth Detector17 days ago

    It comes from schools letting kids dress casually. In the UK most kids wear a school uniform even the delinquents.

  31. lpchic637

    lpchic63719 days ago

    Me at the airport in β€œcomfortable clothes...” πŸ‘€

  32. DjTheDon614

    DjTheDon61419 days ago

    Italian jerry seinfeld trash

  33. DjTheDon614

    DjTheDon61419 days ago

    He sucks

  34. Vagabond Akira

    Vagabond Akira20 days ago

    Downtown Beirut joke aged pretty goddamn well πŸ˜†

  35. benjiross1

    benjiross118 days ago

    Aged like milk

  36. Alarming Twitch

    Alarming Twitch20 days ago

    My grandpa explained the check thing to me years ago as we waited in line behind a woman writing one. 9 times out of ten, they will ask if they can write the check for over the amount due. This is how housewives would steal money from their husbands.

  37. Rapportus5

    Rapportus521 day ago

    Beirut in Current Day: Not cool Sebastian, we will Sandal Slap you.

  38. Ivan

    Ivan22 days ago

    Assss iss :D

  39. Barbara Ornelas

    Barbara Ornelas23 days ago

    He need to talk about the drive through I hate going to the drive through at the bank I always get behind someone that takes for and that is every time one time I had to get out of my car and walk to the other window.

  40. Phunny Filosophy

    Phunny Filosophy24 days ago

    Best Ross related comedy: uslikes.info/house/qmZ40NGOyW6BhMw/video.html

  41. Ryan Worrell

    Ryan Worrell24 days ago

    β€œI’ll get one of these” πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  42. Mici Boo

    Mici Boo26 days ago

    Well. I do go thru a lot of clothes in Ross by the time I find something worthy. Some I take off the hanger to see. But I don’t like it so much and I move on. I can’t spend that much time in the store to hang everything nicely back. I don’t drop things on the floor. But they have so much stuff that it’s literally falling down from the hangers

  43. Billy Bob

    Billy Bob26 days ago

    When he threw it i died laughing

  44. ouv

    ouv26 days ago

    Beruit and bomb didn't age well 2020

  45. Gina Tucci

    Gina Tucci27 days ago

    A clean cut, well dressed, funny, good looking man!

  46. roger peet

    roger peet29 days ago

    I give him 11 stars up !

  47. Joshua Clemency

    Joshua ClemencyMonth ago

    He did this but at another place and it was hitting a lot harder with the audience

  48. Tim Clarke

    Tim ClarkeMonth ago

    A master of his craft...

  49. June Darts

    June DartsMonth ago

    That's what l like, no filth but he has you in hysterics that's what is his speciality Humour

  50. Sweeping Up Spirits Ghost Hunting Inc.

    Sweeping Up Spirits Ghost Hunting Inc.Month ago


  51. Connie

    ConnieMonth ago

    Thank you so much for the laughter and smiles you give me .

  52. T T

    T TMonth ago

    He is right 100%

  53. Ken Riccio poems

    Ken Riccio poemsMonth ago

    this guy is terrible, not funny at all, a total jag-off..

  54. TRuth The Black

    TRuth The BlackMonth ago

    He killed!

  55. LZBar Zee

    LZBar ZeeMonth ago

    I’m like him🀣🀣🀣 I look at 🦢

  56. kituwahband

    kituwahbandMonth ago

    I have wondered why when I get to the airport everyone is not even dressed for public display!πŸ€” have some self respect and self-esteem and at least make it look like you made an effort to clean up!!

  57. Time Lord

    Time LordMonth ago

    What is the deal with Italian Seinfeld.

  58. waheeda mohammed

    waheeda mohammedMonth ago


  59. cecilia preziose

    cecilia prezioseMonth ago

    refreshingly funny, no cursing and funny

  60. AndrΓ© Paulino

    AndrΓ© PaulinoMonth ago

    1:54 he really predicted that damn scary

  61. SteakN Fries

    SteakN FriesMonth ago


  62. Calvin Joyy

    Calvin JoyyMonth ago

    By far my fav comedian

  63. ngc22072001

    ngc22072001Month ago

    Hand on your foot was hilarious, and I'll get one of these, lolπŸ‘

  64. YONCE 8701

    YONCE 8701Month ago

    "When you see the world.....the world sees you" IKTR!! Lemon LoafπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

  65. ebbhead20

    ebbhead20Month ago

    Is this the guy that asked Bill Burr about how to get into stand up ?

  66. Shean FΓ­onn

    Shean FΓ­onnMonth ago

    I ALWAYS go to the cage myself - I never send the kid. Haha

  67. SC Wren

    SC WrenMonth ago

    Darn. I had soda in my mouth and now it's on my keyboard. Funny.

  68. Kim Potter

    Kim PotterMonth ago

    Funny to watch the early stuff, knowing he played Madison Square Garden.

  69. Soufiane Kharraz

    Soufiane KharrazMonth ago

    *u have a hand on ur foot* that it. I am dying

  70. BigBadBurrito

    BigBadBurritoMonth ago

    "It felt like I was in downtown Beirut, it felt like a bomb went off" Now I'm not one for dumb ideas like the Simpsons predicting things but I mean this is kinda freaky

  71. 123 456

    123 456Month ago

    What’s with the clapping? It’s a comedy show... laughs work great

  72. John Honest

    John HonestMonth ago

    A real simp destroyer lmao

  73. Javier Rodriguez

    Javier RodriguezMonth ago

    A cross between jerry seinfeld and kramer!lol

  74. Mike Lariviere

    Mike LariviereMonth ago

    That Beirut joke didn’t age well

  75. Rob Wayne

    Rob WayneMonth ago

    He sometimes reminds me of Fonzie from Happy Days

  76. sol azul - esther

    sol azul - estherMonth ago

    When will this man host a talk show?

  77. nicole crystal

    nicole crystalMonth ago

    te best !!!

  78. Noble Roofing & General Contracting

    Noble Roofing & General ContractingMonth ago

    I watched the same skits and still laugh. I totally relate.

  79. WiscoFishing

    WiscoFishingMonth ago

    dude this guy is fucking hilarious, how have I not heard of this guy?!?!?!

  80. Burpo Stockings

    Burpo StockingsMonth ago

    hate people at the grocery store who get cigarettes. go to the damn gas station like a human.

  81. Ty

    TyMonth ago

    Listen, pal. I been around tha block and I'm telling ya this dood speaks tha truth. "So I says to 'im, you gonna bust my bawls ova fie dollas!?" Beautiful.



    Proverbs 11:30 The fruit of the righteous is a tree of life, and he who wins souls is wise.

  83. Fernanda 1972

    Fernanda 1972Month ago

    You are so right. People dress so badly at airports. I noticed that years ago and I always bring up this topic to my mum. You are so funny.

  84. Just Me

    Just MeMonth ago

    He nailed it at ROSS for Less!!!

  85. 9OH9LCS

    9OH9LCSMonth ago

    Man those Beirut comments from a year ago don't go well today 🀐

  86. Davis Ginn

    Davis GinnMonth ago

    The Beruit bomb joke didn't age well lmao


    GOD LOVESMonth ago

    is it hard to pay? There is always something going on in my lane. Who still pay in "Check", you will see it come out of a bag.. in slow motion, the whole line sees it... Its just not the checkbook, things go with the checkbook, glasses always come out... let me find the check.... Who do i write the check to... "JOHNS MARKET" its on the guys apron, its on the bags, there is a lot of hints here. - Sebastian Maniscalco Life Experience!

  88. Tiffany Mcclain

    Tiffany McclainMonth ago


  89. Keanan Rice

    Keanan RiceMonth ago

    Boy that Beirut joke didn't age well.

  90. cheryl noori

    cheryl nooriMonth ago

    "Sock it" LOL


    MAD PEOPLE THINGzMonth ago

    I think we found the next SeinfeldπŸ‘πŸΏ

  92. Stephanie S

    Stephanie SMonth ago

    I’m if I’m going to be on a plane for 5 hours you bet I’m going to be comfortable.

  93. Spud

    SpudMonth ago

    lol this dude's been doing the same two bits for like 15 years

  94. my love songs

    my love songsMonth ago

    I like what one comedian said, in response to holding up the line. "OK I'll write a check! An out-of-state check! And i don't even have a driver's license!"

  95. Matt S

    Matt SMonth ago

    Thought he said ALDI underwear

  96. Wanda Cain

    Wanda CainMonth ago

    This is my 1st time watching this young man. I’ve been binging on his videos for the past hour. This one have me screaming. Love himπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ‘πŸΎπŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°

  97. Lion

    LionMonth ago

    Who else is looking for Beirut comments?

  98. Burak Erdoğan

    Burak ErdoğanMonth ago

    leah ashe

  99. Tech Stuf

    Tech StufMonth ago

    This guy is dead on. I dated a girl once that had the finger feet. Disgusting. I knew it was over when she hit me upside of the head with an orange she tossed with her foot. I didn't even see it coming. That wasn't even the worst part....It was sitting there paralyzed, watching her peel it first.

  100. Aiden Wagner

    Aiden WagnerMonth ago

    The bomb and Beirut joke has not held up goodπŸ’€

  101. osvaldo valdes

    osvaldo valdesMonth ago

    How can you tell if looters have been to a Ross? You can't!