Zalo45 minutes ago

HE MADE A LLAMS WITH HATS REFEANCE :O

PButterAnimatesHour ago

when the eggpostor is sus

Benjamin Ryder Fitzgerald2 hours ago

technoblade wakes up every 30 minutes saying these 3 words ... SUBSCRIBE TO TECHNOBLADE

Valentina Escobedo2 hours ago

WAIT WHEN DID HE GET STEVE?????

Budget_Gandalf3 hours ago

BBH is on his creepy uncle arch

Jaden Olsen3 hours ago

Nuke The Egg

xXLazymøøn Xx3 hours ago

Soon technoblade will blow up the egg

Ayush Kumar4 hours ago

Technoblade your are best in Minecraft from india

ThePotRat E4 hours ago

Technoblade is not a pig confirmed.

Aleks K5 hours ago

U can make instant damage arrows by useing coldren

Pidge Does Videos5 hours ago

2:49 *stares deeply into tubbo’s soul*

IsaacTheTwisted5 hours ago

Ranboo only has seven totems smh I farm raids

Egert Erik Rees5 hours ago

Roadtrip!!!!!!

Katelyn Rodrigues5 hours ago

.

Unflyable Gaming5 hours ago

-æ-

Francis Dylan Calosing6 hours ago

Egg

Pustynny Indor HD Producions6 hours ago

Im from poland

Jay Lawrence Taunan6 hours ago

i wonder what day will technoblade USE aka all the withers

Kirbo7 hours ago

Me: Wow I miss Techno and Tommy’s dynamic. Technoblade: “My friendship has ended with Tommyinnit. Ranboo is now my best friend.”

Mala Arumugam7 hours ago

bye

LeonTh 17 hours ago

WHY DID I NOT GET NOTIFIED WHEN THIS HAPPENED

Ok8 hours ago

eg

Mr Sloth8 hours ago

Steve almost died😪

TOTMGsRock xD8 hours ago

My friends, it has often been said that I like omelettes. My friends, I like omelettes. No, friends, I LOVE omelettes. I love poached eggs. I love boiled eggs. I love frittatas. I love eggs that are baked, fried. I love them roasted, sunny-side-up, and scrambled. Meals across Plains, in streets, in Badlands, in Snowy Tundras, through Deserts, on the Oceans, in the Nether, I love every act of egg-cooking that can occur upon the SMP. I love blasting the Eggpire to smithereens with TNT salvos that thunder across the boundless biomes. My heart leaps with _joy_ whenever a member of the Eggpire is tossed high into the air and cut to pieces by Power V Weakness Arrows. And there's nothing like Technoblade spawning armies of Withers to _grill_ oppressive governments. And the feeling that comes when a L'Manberg soldier runs screaming from their blazing house, only to be chopped to death by the blades of The Blood God, is such an exquisite feeling. Like when swarms of wolves bare their razor-sharp teeth hurtling themselves over the enemy walls. It moves me deep within my heart to watch a freshly-born pup gnawing over and over into the rotting flesh of a long-dead enemy! The sight of traitors being rounded up on a festival is an irresistible pleasure. And there's nothing like the sound of L'Manbergians dropping like flies screaming in agony as they are mowed down by ear-piercing fireworks! When TommyInnit and his pitiful resistance fighters makes their final stand with nothing but small arms, only to have their city converted to chunk errors block by block by Black and Blue Wither Skulls... I'm in euphoria. I love it when the Pro-Omelette gang gets threatened by the Eggpire's divisions. It's so sad to see towns and villages in the Arctic which were supposed to be defended at all costs, being laid to waste, their women and children being looted and killed. I love it when Technoblade gets squashed under the steel of an anvil in an execution chamber. The humiliation inflicted upon Tubbo as The Blood God whips out a Totem of Undying, while the L'Manbergians duck Punz flying overhead. Ladies and gentlemen... All I ask for is a Crimson Omelette. A meal that is cooked so hard as to scorch the clouds of Heaven. Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you as fellow Voices of the Blood God what is it that you really want. Do you wish for an Omelette as I do? Do you wish for a delicious, scrumptious Omelette? A meal whose taste is built with iron and proteins and fat? _Do you ask for the Egg to sear like a frying pan, leaving not even Vines to scavenge from this server!?_

GibsY Channel8 hours ago

it doesn't make sense: why do you have only 6mil subs, i think you deserve like 15 mil at least

Vera Waty9 hours ago

why you bullying dream i hate you

sunny da puppet9 hours ago

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LemonVelixYT9 hours ago

Technos favourite word: Nonchalantly

IamNotPillz BG10 hours ago

egg

MUHAMMAD SYAMIL AMRU BIN TAJUDDIN Moe10 hours ago

your the best minecraft player but dream has more subscriber i like dream better :)

Exert Chimera 3710 hours ago

Egg sus. Red sus. Sus Dodododododo dododo baba

Seaberry11 hours ago

1:17:15 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

the egg man11 hours ago

Remember when Techno made jokes about getting 5 million views? *It is now reality.*

fL.A.T.11 hours ago

Steve didnt want to jump on blocks because he was warning tachno that bbh was sus

Razvan Alexandru Radulescu12 hours ago

Why isnt techno’s emotional support a pig HMMMmMmmMm

whyismylifelikedis12 hours ago

I’ve watched this like 20 times I am way to starved of Techno Ranboo content

Razvan Alexandru Radulescu12 hours ago

He didnt kidnap ranboo he endernapped him

snacky chan12 hours ago

when life gives u eggs then u dont eat it or bbh gonna rage

Ender Flame13 hours ago

Please listen, badboyhalo is gone he has been affected by it but to to tommy he knows what to do, the egg is bad please don't stand on the egg use the how to get rid of the gunk please don't let the egg take over

Aimbot Dragon13 hours ago

Fun fact: skypowergirl was in the 2v100 fans video

Egg13 hours ago

Egg.

Andrew Carter13 hours ago

Let's be honest steve is the main character here

Bossman Bubs13 hours ago

I looked up cooking eggs and this comes up as related

Sultan Nur13 hours ago

1:05:45 "Hmm yes the water is made out of water"

Sora14 hours ago

it would be cool if technoblade taught me how to pvp

Andrew Carter14 hours ago

What if while rambo is mining a block, techno breaks the block right after, if it still works and breaks then u have more speed for it if techno uses a pick. It may also potentially dupe.

Kyle Sul14 hours ago

113 levels lol

RDJAM14 hours ago

Fought this was a video

diptaism14 hours ago

wtf this is so weird

KC Gaming 64214 hours ago

steven has an absolute wagon

SnipinJP14 hours ago

I actually pissed myself when Steve fell

Jason Kouch14 hours ago

BadBoyHalo made a HUGE mistake trying to convice 2 people WHO ALREADY HAVE VOICE IN THERE HEAD LMAO.

Prime Animator15 hours ago

Blood for the blood God

Ruby Lawton15 hours ago

1:18:43 look at chat O.o

Shadow15 hours ago

44:33

Boing doi . — .15 hours ago

egg

Hadley Meldrum15 hours ago

NOT THE EGG MORMON😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Draco15 hours ago

inb4 in the video summary techno leaves out the part where they actually see the egg and the rushes through confrontation with bad and ranboo falling and just focuses on steve. He can call it The ACTUAL main character of Dream SMP

Savage Hett15 hours ago

Eggpire is the start of a government

Remember Víde17 hours ago

I just love the "Egg Mormon" line so much.

Buddy James17 hours ago

TECHNOBALDE NEVER JOINS THE EGG PIRE

Kyle teng17 hours ago

It would be cool if like the egg gets in technos head and the chat is the only way to restore his sanity/turn him back to normal.

Fyrewolf17 hours ago

when techno was putting out the fire on the bridge and he said that steve had fire resistance so it was ok, steve's fire resistance had run out.

Fyrewolf17 hours ago

Magma Cubes are fire-resistant, so they literally have never died due to the bridge itself.

Mr Death18 hours ago

Egg

Gerald Pfeffer18 hours ago

55:48 his argument us just tearing itself apart so badly

Walker Bolton18 hours ago

The whole time I was watching the VOD, I was just like, “OMG THIS IS SOOOO LAME JUST KILL HIM!!!!”

Edvir Jimenez18 hours ago

When Steve almost died I got scared af mans almost cried

weebu :P19 hours ago

Techno: hmm egg hmm egg Me who is eating sushi: hmm sushi hmm sushi

AvocaBro19 hours ago

Ranboo will save everyone and free dream

Comic sans20 hours ago

Egg

SaNdRO12229 GaMeR20 hours ago

WONDER EGG PRIORITY

Boomkruncher325 Zzshred20 hours ago

What is the egg whispering? Can’t really tell....

BadAtEverything20 hours ago

I swear I haven’t watched this guy in like a few months and he grew by 5 mill subs-

Eugene Hong20 hours ago

plot twist: Giant Fundy comes out of the egg.

Natanael Garcia21 hour ago

I believe techno has a point when he said " If it is an egg... What's gonna hatch out of it?" 57:22 And then bad avoiding the question. I think this might be foreshadowing. Just a thought.

piper nickles21 hour ago

im a new viewer y he stalling

Boba vibes21 hour ago

E g g

knerkels21 hour ago

okay but like how techno immediately gave ranboo his trident??? even after spending weeks trying to find it after it got stolen??? their friendship>>>>>>>

DEPRESSION IM OK21 hour ago

5M views in one minute bruh

Egg21 hour ago

:(

Emmanuela Francescon21 hour ago

Sorry I'm late I got grounded -_- but good work so far!👍👍

Thick rat Farmer21 hour ago

You shall do a vid that you do a 1v1 with dream lol

Isaac Perkins22 hours ago

I miss Techno's bedwars vids :(

Krispr22 hours ago

egg

Entity_303playz22 hours ago

theres 123 live streams in ur playlist pog

Smalls S22 hours ago

6mmly subs yay

Mr french fries22 hours ago

He vanished again We need content to survive

The Good Guy Artist22 hours ago

I love how his whole reason he has immunity is the other voices in his head

MnPe Pro22 hours ago

Technoblade why isn't vid for 2 weeks

Madara Uchiha23 hours ago

I realised that your story of why you hate orphans kinda makes you an orphan

Madara Uchiha23 hours ago

After a long time

Blake Bennett23 hours ago

This is the smartest animal on the smp sad ant frost noises

Wyatt Baker23 hours ago

Make an omelette

RIX_ Headache23 hours ago

but if techno is a pig then...- PUMPKIN

Yasmeen Lopez23 hours ago

congrats on 6 million!

Lord XavierDay ago

STREAM MORE

KoteTheMandoDay ago

Omelet gang

Whois EllaDay ago

I love the title.

xBLOXMENxDay ago

Is technoblade account is verified, i hope not